Yeah...never thought I'd see THAT on the Vegas forum. In fact I never even dreamed of seeing THAT anywhere. Nope...never even crossed my radar. ;-)
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Mike
From many years ago ... Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released echicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"?
Could you define "cross" please?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shall't cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.