Subject:Don't Even ASK About ACID PRO 7!

Posted by: thirdnostril

Date:7/31/2008 1:53:13 PM

They don't even want people searching for a press release:

"The following word(s) are in the skip word list and have been omitted from your search: "7""

Oy.

Subject:RE: Don't Even ASK About ACID PRO 7!

Reply by: BradlyMusic

Date:7/31/2008 2:33:38 PM

Lol....no that's not it. Try entering "6" or any other number and you'll see the same thing.

Subject:RE: Don't Even ASK About ACID PRO 7!

Reply by: thirdnostril

Date:7/31/2008 2:54:39 PM

Well, OK, but that keeps people from searching for any press releases on ANY new version.

Just not coincidence, is all.

Subject:RE: Don't Even ASK About ACID PRO 7!

Reply by: ohmaya

Date:8/8/2008 5:28:30 PM

what's the third nostril for?

:)

Subject:RE: Don't Even ASK About ACID PRO 7!

Reply by: porkjelly

Date:8/10/2008 1:04:44 AM

Maybe it's some kindof Super Nostril. It picks up smells the other two nostrils miss, and if it's located on the end of his finger, he could pick his nose with his nose...that, and one could sniff the other. =D

Subject:RE: Don't Even ASK About ACID PRO 7!

Reply by: thirdnostril

Date:8/11/2008 9:07:00 AM

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Subject:RE: Don't Even ASK About ACID PRO 7!

Reply by: Rickms

Date:8/11/2008 12:15:30 PM

Thirds Nostril is where Sony is hiding plans for ACID 7.